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Loser Demotivational Poster


D - 6 A HIT! -


TAGS: battleship with shots no losers
Rating: 4.95/5

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forseti - October 7, 2011, 9:40 am
that's a must-have!


VIRGINITY -




HI - I don't want a job.... Ever.


TAGS: loser idiot face tattoo
Rating: 4.84/5

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DonQ - May 12, 2012, 10:09 pm
He should take a good look in the mirror before blaming others for his misfortunes.
DonQ - May 12, 2012, 10:02 pm
Sorry about that, what I meant to say is that they should look themselves in the mirror fist before they start blaming others for thei misfortunes
rerun - May 12, 2012, 7:02 pm

wow DonQ, care to clarify your feelings here?
DonQ - May 12, 2012, 2:14 pm
You guys have this all wrong!!! It`s not his fault he can`tget a job, it`s the jews,hispanics,blacks and orientals fault!!!
rudeboy308 - August 4, 2011, 5:45 pm
In this crummy job market, how can I make myself even less employable? Never get a tattoo where a judge can see it, is what I was told! 5 L's.
tellitlikeitis - August 4, 2011, 7:10 am
This is good, thanks for the funny.


FREE TIME - Too much, you have... A real job, you must find...


TAGS: yoda star wars board jedi loser fail owned
Rating: 3.74/5

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Jmac0585 - May 28, 2009, 5:57 pm
Thank you.
Haarakkon - May 28, 2009, 5:27 pm
Excellent.


CHINA - This is why they lose wars.


TAGS: china war funny hilarious gun guns wars losers
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by Justin

javalord32 - May 11, 2011, 2:25 pm
i think the guy straight back from the middle is using a bolt action sniper rifle... if so he is at the very least going to be backing up when he fires it, if not falling off.
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:07 pm
too bad they werent using these yet when the invaded tibet.
mathiusdragoon - March 18, 2009, 5:07 pm
hey ax, there are some Korean and Vietnam veterans that would beg to differ with you.
Nero - August 1, 2008, 3:30 pm
Stop, in the name of the law! I said stop! Stop walking away!
ax - July 25, 2008, 5:03 pm
actually the current people´s republic of china has technically never been in any international armed conflicts, so. your point is pretty much irrelevant.


LONELINESS -


TAGS: loneliness fish sea loser
Rating: 4.32/5

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Verdeckt - May 10, 2011, 4:20 am
5 "ugly sticks" for you...
forseti - May 10, 2011, 3:15 am
Maybe your fishing pole is way too short?!


LOSER - You know your a loser when your imaginary friend leaves you


TAGS: loser
Rating: 4.42/5

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5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 12:08 pm
despite what verdeckt caught, I still found this to be a true demotivational poster. 5L from me. just be a little more careful next time
Verdeckt - December 10, 2011, 1:07 am
*you're


NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW -


TAGS: fake girlfriend lonely loser fail
Rating: 3.76/5

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djrcreative - February 2, 2012, 4:35 am
LOL! And far less expensive than a real woman, ESPECIALLY if you get divorced. ;P
Arvantillian - February 1, 2012, 10:27 am
hahaha 4L shoulda thought of that before i got married...lol


DEFLECTION - Pointing out someone else's stupidity does nothing to diminish yours.


TAGS: packers raiders nfl football stupid fail loser owned
Rating: 3.36/5

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Jmac0585 - June 12, 2009, 3:23 pm
True. I guess their dad has to prepare for the untimely death of either, or both. One from Hypothermia, the other from a stabbing, shooting, strangling, beating, or other violent means of painful death at the hands of a convicted felon ERRRR Raider fan.
agdaniele - June 11, 2009, 1:22 am
I agree, but that's one hell of a strong argument on his part... especially if you're grading on the bell-curve.


MAKING YOUR OWN RULES - No wonder you've got no friends


TAGS: losers
Rating: 3.3/5

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THIS... IS... - Ridiculous! I paid almost $500 per seat, $100 for beer and pizza, $20 to park my car, and I have to sit next to a lunatic, wearing a Spartan costume in Dallas?! You Suck Jerry!


TAGS: dallas cowboys 300 sparta fail owned loser
Rating: 3.76/5

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skarjj - October 2, 2013, 9:18 pm
that helmet is spartan/greek but the armor is roman.
skarjj - October 2, 2013, 9:18 pm
that helmet is spartan/greek but the armor is roman.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2010, 3:21 am
So?....You guys dated?
Losifer - August 27, 2010, 3:18 am
Ooooooh snap! I either know that guy or know who he got that armor from!
Dr. Festerpus - November 25, 2009, 9:17 pm
I want one..
MO - October 3, 2009, 1:04 pm
Nice Aggy! I lol'd a little bit...just a little though.
agdaniele - October 2, 2009, 7:05 pm
It's good to have protection... Romo's passes rarely hit the intended target.


HARDCORE GAMER - A friendlier way to say "Virgin until the age of 37"


TAGS: loser vigin virginity nerd gaming gamer
Rating: 2.96/5

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mooooooooooooooooooooooo - May 6, 2009, 4:09 pm
Hookers, Dirty dirty hookers.
femy - May 6, 2009, 3:58 pm
so how did he get lucky at 37?
HAHA - April 17, 2009, 3:45 pm
Hardcore Dork.
Culos - March 25, 2009, 11:08 am
I think you may be wrong here, rape is not 'getting laid'. Furthermore drugs and alcohol fuck up your mind so you're probably just imagining it. Keep on gaming.....
X - March 25, 2009, 11:03 am
I have at least 100 times as many games as this deuche and I get laid almost everyday. Two words: ALCOHOL and DRUGS! The bitches won't even notice how many video games you have.
?? - February 26, 2009, 6:37 pm
Fred you fail.... Computer geeks have books in their rooms? fail. Geeks read books on a computer.
... - February 23, 2009, 11:56 am
Fred you failed miserably.
Fredric T - February 12, 2009, 9:22 am
Sci Fi geek maybe but not a gamer Not a book in the picture


ACTUALLY - It's Twista




HEY OVER THERE! - Would you like to see my incredible virginity?! I still have it, and it ain't goin' anywhere, anytime soon...


TAGS: philladelphia philadelphia eagles birdman loser dork owned fail
Rating: 3.18/5

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ISeeRedPeople - July 18, 2011, 3:37 pm
All Eagles fans are virgins.


PARTY GIRL SAYS - "You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship; a self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes..."




OWNED !!! -


TAGS: owned loser computer
Rating: 3.53/5

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Dreamscape - January 29, 2011, 9:14 pm
Ive seen this one all over the internet. [yawns] it was funny the first couple times. Sucks to be her though.


ISRAEL PWNED. -


TAGS: israel pwned loser war merkava tank jew jewish
Rating: 2.75/5
wolverin99 - November 21, 2009, 2:40 pm
:D


WHY ARE QUANTUM PHYSICISTS SO POOR AT SEX? - Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position




Multiculturalism -


TAGS: lol losers jerks jihad boston
Rating: 4.32/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 2:30 pm
This poster lacks any context if you don't recognize these faces.
PapaFox - April 21, 2013, 5:38 pm
Yeah... let's kick out the Irish too, right?
maoworks2 - April 21, 2013, 5:37 pm
Go To Quebec Yull Get It Up To You're Eye Balls.


CREATIVITY - It’s only impressive if you're not a moron.


TAGS: piercings loser pain
Rating: 3.54/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 11:05 pm
Is it creativity to copy something you saw in a movie? About a fictional character who can heal from that, while you can't?


UNFUNNY DOUCHEBAG - "hi, I'm a buck tooth and I like to be outside past the lips" - Dane cook Because some how idiots think that is a joke


TAGS: dane cook funny loser
Rating: 2.98/5

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Dane Cook, again - July 27, 2009, 2:47 am
That's fine, I have more money than you so it's w/e.
got_it - November 6, 2008, 2:02 pm
Nothing is funny about Dane Cook. His material is abysmal, and his delivery amounts to him just yelling. Dane Cook fans fail to realize that commercial success is not the same as comedic talent. Here's the truth of it. Dane Cook got 2 million friends on M
lachlan - November 5, 2008, 3:09 am
CARL!
Dane Cook - November 2, 2008, 1:26 pm
:'(
nate - September 11, 2008, 6:05 pm
People don't like Dane Cook because he makes frat boy humor that is easy to duplicate. He is to comedy what Jessica Simpson is to music.
Nero - August 19, 2008, 11:25 am
He sucks. He'll only be funny if he learns to just end the damn joke.
usmc_2111 - July 30, 2008, 11:12 pm
Alright retards Opinions are like assholes everyone has them and they all stink so shut the fuck up queers
Zaranell - July 23, 2008, 4:50 pm
Dane Cook sucks. I don't think I've ever chuckled at more than two of his jokes. "Unfunny douchebag" is correct.
Hammi - June 27, 2008, 5:23 am
You pissants are just jealous that you're nowhere near as funny as Dane Cook. STFU and GTFO, please.
David - April 23, 2008, 9:56 am
Dane cook is very hit or miss i like the bit he does about the B&E and the guys door but other than that, being a random douchebag isnt to funny to me
Homeless Joe - March 19, 2008, 1:05 am
Actually, I do know other comedians. Dane Cook happens to be entertaining enough to get shows. So, what I'm trying to say is..Shut the fuck up, homo.
dane cook sucks - March 10, 2008, 6:34 pm
OMG I SHIT MY PANTS WHEN I SAW THIS!!!!! this is fuckin hilarious haha!! i hate dane cook if u lik dane cook u obviously dont know of any other comedians


COMPETITION -




BIGGEST LOSER? - The guy that chooses Halo over seeing his girl naked. Or the girl whose boyfriend would rather play Halo than see her naked.


TAGS: halo loser
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by HallieMarie

HallieMarie - September 22, 2012, 9:50 pm
Wow, this has taken a new direction.
steve1961 - August 20, 2012, 10:11 pm
Wow...you post this garbage on a poster about who is the biggest loser...congrats Irony has just made you her bitch.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2012, 9:58 pm
is racist. and small minded.
Bull - August 20, 2012, 9:55 pm
Can't tell if racist or just socially retarded
TerrorAustralis - August 20, 2012, 9:23 pm
halo players are the african americans of gaming. the bad apples spoil the reputation of the bunch.
TerrorAustralis - August 20, 2012, 9:22 pm
WRONG. its the guy who has no girlfriend, and only has halo, and sits there playing it, taking out his anger on alien invaders, because the bitch said "NO" or is it the dumb bitch who said no to him, to instead date the asshole who'd rather play halo?
boston - July 18, 2012, 6:47 pm
I guess youhave not seen my girlfriend, very nice personality....
HallieMarie - May 8, 2012, 7:38 am
I had a bit of an outburst. I'm better now.
Hawamleh - May 7, 2012, 9:18 am
we sure we want her sharin' it with us ?
OTC - May 6, 2012, 1:51 pm
lol
rerun - May 6, 2012, 11:21 am

something you want to share Hallie?


Countdown To Zero -


TAGS: winners loser presidents usa history
Rating: 4.5/5

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Greybeard - August 18, 2014, 2:11 am
I liked the 3rd best :)
EmilioDumphque - August 18, 2014, 1:36 am
I thought Reagan's was "Shut up!" or "Seen one redwood, seen 'em all" or "We start bombing in ten minutes".


GUITAR HERO LEGENDS - Scoring 1,000,000 points on "extra hard" isn't as cool as tearing "Purple Haze" off a Fender Telecaster. Dork.


TAGS: gamer loser dork clownshoe
Rating: 3.64/5

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spacedog - September 23, 2009, 10:32 am
Once you've heard Smoke on the water 25 times in a row, not so much. Good poster Jmac.
spacedog - September 23, 2009, 10:29 am
Last x-mas, my 58yr old uncle, who's had a stroke, brought over a PS2 with guitar hero. It was supposed to be therapeutic or something, but we all got pissed and had a good time.
Arrogant Knight - September 23, 2009, 10:21 am
I... I love this poster.
Jmac0585 - September 23, 2009, 10:15 am
I've never played the game. Not at a friend's house, not ever. No U2 songs. It's easy to tell who's who by the responses to insults.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 2:38 am
Yep.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 2:33 am
Sad....so sad.
tehsupercheez - September 23, 2009, 2:31 am
that would be EXPERT not extra hard. and don't pretend that your not a closet guitar hero freak.


POPULARITY -


TAGS: popularity boba fett star wars jedi vader darth death wrong dorks fail losers
Rating: 2.38/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 15, 2010, 6:32 pm
Wow....1st comment, Already criticizing.....how about you make at least 1 poster before you start bashing others?
TheHallow1 - November 15, 2010, 4:53 pm
This poster: Shallow and Ignorant. But hey, that's stupidity for you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2009, 8:44 pm
Mostly I drink.....sometimes I rock....Thanks Man.
CANADA - September 10, 2009, 8:44 pm
moo+ rocks
CANADA - September 10, 2009, 8:43 pm
lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2009, 8:37 pm
Actually, Bobba Fett is a fictional character.....FYI, there's a whole world outside your mothers basement.
Pabbicus - September 10, 2009, 7:55 pm
Boba Fett was never dead in the first place! He was still alive in the height of the new republic :o


Yo-Yo Diets -




VIRGINITY -


TAGS: kids anime virgin loser static
Rating: 4.88/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 18, 2013, 12:16 pm
When I run into 5omeone with this sort of obsession, I like to let him finish and follow it up with, "All those getting laid, raise BOTH your hands! Yeah that's what I thought."
guyfox - February 23, 2011, 1:44 pm
Gundams a life well spent
Cubbybear - February 23, 2011, 9:41 am
I had a roommate like this...never saw him with a girl.


SNOWMAN FAIL - when you realize all your friends think you're just a big fat flake.




A REAL MAN -


TAGS: relationships losers abuse
Rating: 5/5

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eldiabloloco - October 11, 2010, 10:27 pm
Very well said rerun and five stars to the creator
rerun - October 11, 2010, 8:15 pm

this could be an ad for domestic abuse and why women need a safe haven & the courage to leave
jameswnash - October 11, 2010, 1:14 pm
well said


SUCCESS -


TAGS: relationships sexy loser talk earn
Rating: 5/5

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agdaniele - October 11, 2010, 10:18 pm
LOL! Even with the secret... few can do it.
CANADA - October 11, 2010, 9:30 pm
giving away my secrets aggy!
rerun - October 11, 2010, 8:14 pm

nope, he drugs them like the rest of us.
Neener - October 11, 2010, 10:43 am
So thats how you do it?


LSD -


TAGS: loser drugs your mom
Rating: 5/5

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a551nvader - November 27, 2010, 9:42 pm
fun girl at a good party
rerun - November 22, 2010, 8:39 pm

the fact I am even close is kinda scary
sparky444 - November 22, 2010, 8:20 pm
That's some funny ass shit
tellitlikeitis - November 22, 2010, 8:14 pm
Too funmy RR. It's more likely closer to Star Trek slippers though.
rerun - November 22, 2010, 7:57 pm

Can I have your recliner & star wars slippers?
Reality Lord - November 22, 2010, 7:55 pm

oh gees....i am sooooo dead....credit to tellitlikeitis for help. gulp!
tellitlikeitis - November 22, 2010, 7:36 pm
Ahem!!!


THE LONELY SIDEKICK -




JOB APPLICATIONS - Meet Big Ben, the new family advocacy and foster care supervisor in town.




DRIVE ME CLOSER -


TAGS: drive me closer
Rating: 3.45/5

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Faceplant31 - April 1, 2010, 10:40 am
Well moooooooooooooo, thinking of one douche leads you to think of others.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2010, 10:28 am
But what does that have to do with how much Veggie sucks?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2010, 10:27 am
I was looking for desktops......and a tool called WTFO pissed me off and made me return over and over, until I was hooked.
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 10:24 am
Yeah... LoL I don't even remember how I found motifake. But I looked at other sites, and they're just not entertaining.
MrRandom - April 1, 2010, 10:22 am
This is actually one of the posters that got me interested in them in the first place.
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 10:20 am
Aggy knows I don't do that. :P 1L for plagiarism, then, and we'll see about a nice ban for you, Cyrenius.
MrRandom - April 1, 2010, 10:17 am
Really? This is one of the oldest demotivationals I've ever seen. 1l for taking from another site.


LOSER! - You still use Myspace?




PARTING GIFTS -


TAGS: parting gifts bob barker price is right showcase showdown loser toaster
Rating: 2.74/5

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Gene Wilder - April 26, 2009, 7:32 am
Father of all Oompa Loompas.
Fatty - April 6, 2009, 12:35 pm
Damn Bob, go easy on that tanning cream.


YEAH... - You wish, buddy.




EPIC FAIL -




OPEN WIDE -


TAGS: shut loser i m getting drunk
Rating: 4.71/5

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spacedog - August 2, 2012, 7:26 pm
HA! But you don't ask her to stop drinking.
Airman - August 2, 2012, 7:17 pm
god, my ex wife shows up everywhere
spacedog - August 2, 2012, 5:36 pm
Thanks Greeny
Greeny - August 1, 2012, 9:39 pm
Amongst a plethora of other things - 5


IF YOU LEAVE ME NOW... - ...You take away the biggest part of me.


TAGS: loser
Rating: 3.55/5

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GreyScorpion - March 6, 2010, 11:04 am
I left my heart, in, San Franciso....4L
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 12:45 am
LOL
spacedog - March 6, 2010, 12:45 am
HA! I was right there too, going WTF?
ICEMAN - March 6, 2010, 12:43 am
Chicago? Really?


ALABAMA - Road Maintenance Rock Stars




ENABLERS - Not only did the schmoe in the pic think his pose looked so hard it demanded preservation for posterity, but someone else agreed enough to take the pic. They need to be held accountable, too.


TAGS: emo loser fail owned
Rating: 2.77/5

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DrEvo82 - November 6, 2009, 5:54 pm
"Fayyyyyygo, everybody sing, Send your momma straight up to the sto, tell that bitch to bring home a faygo."


DOWNTOWN HIPSTER FINALS -


TAGS: award hipster loser
Rating: 2.4/5

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Derek - December 9, 2009, 3:48 pm
- or is it best? I really can't tell the difference.


Since David Slew Goliath -


TAGS: war peace winner loser life
Rating: 4.93/5

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Greybeard - August 4, 2014, 6:21 am
Vicious circle...
steve1961 - August 4, 2014, 6:19 am
I guess the real tragedy is that nobody will ever win...


BETRAYAL -


TAGS: friends lovers losers
Rating: 4.91/5

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GaryO - January 15, 2015, 3:13 pm
broken mirrors, apparently
lgvernon - January 15, 2015, 12:21 pm

Said the owner of the House of Mirrors...
GaryO - January 15, 2015, 9:01 am
unknown my buut...every woman...ever


VALENTINES DAY -


TAGS: love game loser winner mariand
Rating: 4.9/5

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SunBurn - February 14, 2012, 11:20 am
g55d stuff :)


LOVE CAN TEAR YOU APART - ... And Bring You Closer Than Ever




THE RECESSION MUST BE OVER - 'Cuz they're hiring turkeys, dinosaurs and losers.


TAGS: recession turkeys dinosuars loser hiring
Rating: 3.96/5

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DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 15, 2010, 10:24 pm
Yet the discrimination against Skeletor lookalikes continues unabated...when will Dr King's dream become a reality?


DECEPTION -


TAGS: com a lil closer theone
Rating: 2.73/5

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jameswnash - November 19, 2010, 9:07 pm
A wise man once said "The principle goal of education is to create men who are capable of doing new things, not simply repeating what other generations have done. Men who are creative,entive and discover"...so please reach the goal of education
CANADA - November 19, 2010, 7:07 pm
this one is ripped off another site too.
CANADA - November 19, 2010, 7:07 pm
plagiarism


YOU DID YOUR BEST, KID. - So chin up, back straight, chest out. Now go home, whip up some molotov cocktails with your home chemistry set, and GET SOME PAYBACK.




TINY DANCER -




LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD -




REVENGE -




REALITY -


TAGS: everyone else is to blame drink drunk loser
Rating: 4.14/5

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forseti - April 1, 2010, 8:00 am
there are ninja-boobs in the background!! open your eyes, dude!!
Bartimaeus - April 1, 2010, 1:59 am
Cold! But funny. 5/5 Some boobs would have made is 6-worthy, though...perhaps in the background somewhere.


HOPELESS - When you've reached the end of your rope, tie a noose and give up.


TAGS: demotivational daddy was right loser
Rating: 4.12/5

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Faceplant31 - September 19, 2010, 1:34 am
5L AR!
Claire - September 19, 2010, 1:33 am
Very demotivational. 5L


SO SAD - THE FIGHTER GIRL RECOGNITION TEST -


TAGS: culos anime sad loser
Rating: 4.07/5

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Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 5:53 pm
I score a 14. :P
willminator - May 30, 2011, 2:38 pm
sorry i realize now that wasn't worded in a very clear manner no i am not a virgin i have had sex multiple times and as i stated before i even had it yesterday sorry for the confusion (not sarcasm)
culos - May 29, 2011, 9:35 am
All three? So you're saying you're still a virgin then? Good luck at popping your cherry today!
willminator - May 29, 2011, 2:23 am
ok well this is hilarious i am afraid it is incorrect for i have all three of those things and i can recognize a few in fact i am getting laid again tomorrow
culos - January 21, 2011, 12:43 pm
Still sad!
LinkFox101113 - January 21, 2011, 8:07 am
I can only name one. 55.
Anonymous2 - January 18, 2011, 8:33 pm
32) Samus Aran (Super Smash Brothers series) 33) Ivy (Soul Calibur series) 45) R. Mika (Street Fighter Alpha 3) 55) Felicia (Darkstalkers) 56) Sophitia (Soul Calibur series) That's all I can recognize right now.
Anonymous2 - January 18, 2011, 8:28 pm
1) Sakura (Street Fighter series & Rival Schools) 3) Queen Bee (Darkstalkers) 7) Hsien Po (Darkstalkers) 10) Cammy (Street Fighter series) 20) Morrigan (Darkstalkers) 21) Mai (Art of Fighting) 24) Chun Li (Street Fighter series)
ICEMAN - January 18, 2011, 7:22 am
RL should ace this test.


OXYMORON - A good example of how someone can be a winner and a loser at the same time




A CLOSER LOOK -




GREED -




ENLIGHTENMENT -


TAGS: loser
Rating: 3.14/5

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Bob Chin - April 9, 2009, 9:48 am
Very interesting that the laughter I hear is also accompanied by an ad that shills Dr. Wayne Dyers' book on how to manifest my destiny. Is this in Gods great plan? My head is aching from the implications...Eagles laughing, crows calling, doves cooing Argh


COMMITMENT -




CONCENTRATION -


TAGS: concentration bad loser
Rating: 2.08/5

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LogicDude - August 8, 2009, 11:41 pm
That explains a whoooooole lot...sorta clears up things a bit, ya know?
Woodywood03a - August 8, 2009, 11:38 pm
well, having been kicked in the head and kicking grown men in the head really takes me back. That is called a jumping heel kick right there.


MY SOUL - You're making it cry.


TAGS: vampire douche loser wrf
Rating: 2/5

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Weapon X - August 6, 2009, 8:40 pm
CRIPES...at first glance I thought he was trying to "bite"(no pun intended...well maybe just a little bit...) the Wolverine tiger stripe look. Proof positive, you don't have to be a REAL vampire to suck...
Logic Man - July 21, 2009, 12:21 pm
That is Carrot Top's little brother....he cleaned up after Daddy was done with Carrot's dark hole
IllicoPresto - June 2, 2009, 2:15 am
KILL IT! Kill it with fire! Let's go, chop-chop!!
Overlord Douchebag - October 15, 2008, 10:02 am
It can be, to to be entirely honest, I'm too afraid to try to send that thing back. I mean..It's..Well, look at it.
LogicDude - October 15, 2008, 9:32 am
WHY does this continue to exist? Can it not be banished in some way? PLEASE!?!?
aPauling - August 18, 2008, 9:01 am
Someone had Daddy issues.
Riley - August 18, 2008, 12:01 am
And an argument for Roe v. Wade.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 17, 2008, 11:44 pm
This is an argument against both evolution and intelligent design.
Shtoink - August 17, 2008, 11:13 pm
is he supposed to be a gay vampire? he has angalina jole lips, a bad haircut, and nipple eyes!
Sean - August 17, 2008, 7:53 pm
"nipple eyes" ... yet another thing (or pair of things) that can't be unseen. Sheesh.


LOSER - There is one in this pic.


TAGS: loser sex love
Rating: 2/5

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Fatty - January 19, 2009, 1:24 pm
And the winner gets (drumroll...) Herpes.
LogicDude - January 17, 2009, 11:36 pm
Yep...see, the guy kissing the "girl" doesn't seem to know what his friend found out earlier while they were dancing...he just thinks he beat his friend out for "her" attention!


FOCUSING ON YESTERDAY -


TAGS: closer than it appears crankyhead
Rating: 4.81/5

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CANADA - October 4, 2010, 4:14 pm
Easy 5L!
Reality Lord - October 4, 2010, 1:52 pm

solid dude...5


YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND -


TAGS: loser by bovee
Rating: 4.53/5

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GreyScorpion - June 12, 2010, 9:59 am
which was helped by 106097 ;) 5L


IN A LITTLE CAFE - just the other side of the border




UNWRITTEN RULES - Sometimes, they need to be written down.


TAGS: fail owned rules timmy jerk loser guidelines
Rating: 3.51/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

spacedog - October 29, 2010, 11:45 pm
It's Long Fake day and this is a good one.
forseti - September 17, 2010, 12:56 am
Should be the first poster every new has to see. Voting, comments and uploads should only be allowed after passing a test about these rules! Besides this is heavily underrated!
agdaniele - September 16, 2010, 8:25 pm
An oldie but goodie
MO - April 21, 2010, 3:19 pm
Think it's time to whip out the bible. Pay attention newbs....
Tarantula - November 2, 2009, 3:55 pm
One thing I should mention, a book full of outhouses is pretty f*cking scary
MO - November 1, 2009, 8:13 pm
Houseplant, here are some simple rules to help you become the faker you may be able to become. Spend some time and read it, along with the comments attached.
Informator - September 19, 2009, 10:38 pm
also its awesome someone wrote up a set of rules and guidelines :D too bad some evidently haven't seen this ..D: but kudos to you jmac :D
Informator - September 19, 2009, 10:36 pm
anime posters: if they are quotes in reference to the anime, most wont get them...so bad. however, if the picture happens to be one taken from an anime, yet the quote is witty, and directed at people OTHER then those that watch said anime, thats ok right?
jetgod - September 17, 2009, 12:38 am
eh, seem to have been written. Just sayin.
MO - September 10, 2009, 9:19 am
No need to keep waiting Jmac. I was doing the same as Aggy. Used your poster to learn a new guy who was asking about tips to become a better faker. Although I think that this master piece has since been elevated to "official" status.
agdaniele - September 10, 2009, 12:13 am
This may help a little, to (courtesy of jmac)
Jmac0585 - September 9, 2009, 2:01 pm
Still waiting, MO.
MO - August 9, 2009, 12:43 pm
And the unofficial rules of the road are as follows.....
Jmac0585 - August 8, 2009, 2:29 pm
I wish I'd have remembered anonymous posters. That's a good one, LD.
Arrogant Knight - August 8, 2009, 1:49 am
They're typed.
IllicoPresto - August 8, 2009, 1:45 am
I'm so confused. Are these rule written or unwritten?
WTFO - August 7, 2009, 11:51 pm
Very Nice, J-man.
Haarakkon - August 7, 2009, 7:34 pm
Absolutely. This one needs a place of prominence, jmac.
agdaniele - August 7, 2009, 7:24 pm
Solid, Jmac. 5L
LogicDude - August 7, 2009, 5:36 pm
*Salma* Sorry Salma Sweetie! Love you!
LogicDude - August 7, 2009, 5:36 pm
One addition: Post an "Anonymous" poster - even of a full-frontal nude Samla Hayek and you'll get 1 Lion...you'll will have my undying love...but you'll still only get a 1 Lion vote!
Jmac0585 - August 7, 2009, 5:02 pm
Thanks for the love.
Chron139 - August 7, 2009, 4:24 pm
If it means fewer timmys, 5 lions all the way!
LogicDude - August 7, 2009, 2:44 pm
This should be the Motifake "Home" page!!! 5L!!!
Fatt Matt - August 7, 2009, 2:10 pm
+5, I also vote this to be the main page for Motifake.
Ed-Hyde - August 7, 2009, 1:03 pm
Wow, add this to the rules when people are posting. I wonder who the first one is going to be to take all of these rules and deliberately violate them in one single poster.
Agent K - August 7, 2009, 1:03 pm
Amsome Poster!
Airman - August 7, 2009, 12:45 pm
This would have been great for all of us when we started.. and not bad to review now and then too.. but learning it the hard way is so much FUN! Instant Classic
LURCH - August 7, 2009, 12:36 pm
Stoopid rule nazi!!
doofenshmirtz - August 7, 2009, 12:28 pm
With regards to General Pershing, Mike Hunt, and Need help? (Airman's Profile) this could be the greatest ever.
RON - August 7, 2009, 12:20 pm
Amsome
CANADA - August 7, 2009, 11:39 am
now this should always be visiable! or on hand for reference


WORM SHIT FOR BRAINS -


TAGS: worm shit brains bottom of food chain loser
Rating: 3.29/5

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BoneCD - October 23, 2009, 8:42 am
Go Ron, Go!


THIS STIPULATION ROCKS -


TAGS: loser goes home naked
Rating: 3.18/5

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Narutarded - December 12, 2009, 10:52 pm
It already is.
Anonymous2 - December 12, 2009, 10:04 pm
I nominate this be the stipulation for any and all M.A.L.T. contests.


WOMEN -




REJECTED? - So your first poster got shot down? Its ok, so did everyone elses, no not really.


TAGS: loser
Rating: 3.09/5

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agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 6:28 pm
Sometimes it's better to get one rejection than 23 1L's.


YOU ARE A LOSER! - But you know that already...don't you? Sorry for wasting your time... ...no I'm NOT!


TAGS: loser
Rating: 2.73/5

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EMO MIME -




FIRST ENCOUNTERS - Closer... closer....closer




RISK - The only place where you'll actually be in any kind of control... until some bitter Arab goes Hamas on you.




MOTIFAKE COMMUNITY - Inbreeding opitional, but encouraged




BACON - Is the coolest thing about this picture


TAGS: bacon loser cooking
Rating: 2.36/5

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fascistfrenchman - May 26, 2010, 7:12 am
It's not particularly witty, is it?


KILLING MOTIFAKE - Is what you fags keep doing


TAGS: kill end newfags losers n00bs
Rating: 2.33/5

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Suh-weet - November 22, 2008, 8:31 pm
Yeah, you're not helping either.


LOSER - The guy above me is a failure at spelling.




THESE TWO - must be really badass at parties


TAGS: losers fags dumbasses idiots morons spics puerto rican cunt
Rating: 2.08/5

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Bender Surrender - April 1, 2009, 1:16 am
...NOT!


I AM GUSSING - that the Pastor is a LORDI fan


TAGS: devil loser bitch lordi pastor
Rating: 2/5

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koradan - August 31, 2009, 5:30 pm
This is Koradan. Yeah, I know. I misspelled "Guessing".


LOSER - even your cellphone knows you are one.


TAGS: loser friend
Rating: 1.89/5

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4real - January 22, 2009, 12:41 pm
That meen he doesnt have friend for the moment.
asdf - November 2, 2008, 7:24 am
"You don't have any friend yet" No, it wasn't so great.
Amaterasu - September 27, 2008, 2:54 pm
Hey buddy, this is a great joke, but nobody understands what's written there.


LOSER - if you can't spell it, then you are a LOSER


TAGS: loser
Rating: 1.56/5

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TOOL - December 20, 2008, 3:55 am
acually,i think he was trying to say...LOOOOOOOOSER.wich she is,and always will be.
Hil - September 3, 2008, 8:39 pm
Perhaps they truly meant to be more loose...?


Life Lessons -


TAGS: wealthy poor winner loser quote
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 14, 2014, 12:36 am
Yes it is...thanks ugs!
ughomer - May 13, 2014, 8:06 pm
To the point (ouch).


COME ON LADS -




Canadians -


TAGS: party girls loser tv hockey
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 7, 2014, 11:25 pm
He's a Canadian...they go to the bar and try to find good looking gals that will pay for the beer while they watch the game...teehee.
MissPriss - March 7, 2014, 11:19 pm
Thanks
spacedog - March 7, 2014, 5:52 pm
Hahahaha! That dude needs to take all those lovely ladies to the bar, so he can watch the game on a bigger screen. 5L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 7, 2014, 12:38 pm
*fa5epalm


NARCISSISTS. - on your facebook in your life incredibly proud of themselves




STREETS -




FEBUARY 15TH - Best case scenario you wake up with only a hangover.


TAGS: losers
Rating: 4.67/5

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NEW DIET - Eat whatever you want While sitting with these folks




ADVERSITY -


TAGS: path loser
Rating: 4.5/5

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Contests -




THE BIGGEST LOSER - Wonder which way the Halloween haul is going to tip the scales?




MORE UNWRITTEN RULES - As an addendum to poster #66651.


TAGS: fail owned rules timmy jerk anonymous loser guidelines
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

spacedog - October 29, 2010, 11:47 pm
The sequel is good too.
MO - April 21, 2010, 3:20 pm
Part deux.
omnia - November 15, 2009, 5:53 am
typo
TheTrashHeap - November 14, 2009, 9:58 am
rules are made to be broken.....by greybeards and mods. Also you spelled greybeard wrong!
omnia - November 14, 2009, 9:27 am
to bad most people don't follow these rules. even the greyboeards and mods ignore rule 2. (i can be a bit of a rule nazi somethimes)
MO - November 1, 2009, 8:17 pm
Read these as well plant. So next time someone criticizes one of your crappy posters don't go bombing their entire collection 10 minutes later. It's pretty obvious.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 3:05 pm
lol I've broken the tags rule several times. It just never occurs to me when posting. This is so informative, and life changing. 5/5
BoneCD - September 18, 2009, 6:58 pm
words to live by...thanks again for the addendum to the original great poster Jmac
RON - September 18, 2009, 6:49 pm
thanks Mr. Jmac0585.
CANADA - September 18, 2009, 6:38 pm
post this one on the home page along with the other


SHATTERED DREAMS - FREE KINDLE FIRE GOES UP IN SMOKE


TAGS: loser
Rating: 3.83/5

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DO YOU VOTE DOWN POSTERS WITHOUT LEAVING A COMMENT? - This also applies to.... Critiquing posters without creating them and re-submitting rejected posters!


TAGS: loser timmy at least have the nuts to leave your name
Rating: 3.73/5

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MO - February 24, 2010, 8:17 am
The beard looks good on you Trash!! Loong overdue man!!
agdaniele - February 23, 2010, 10:39 pm
Timmys are cowards... they don't announce their hate, but most all anti-timmy posters get back-door low ratings.
TheTrashHeap - February 23, 2010, 10:25 pm
I would just like to point out that this was voted down yet no comment was made. I guess the proof is in the poster! You are a sniveling little wuss and you know who you are! Coward.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 4:23 pm
LMAO! Looks GREAT!
DreMagnum - February 22, 2010, 1:22 pm
Aggy, i liked your idea, so i copied it. Sorry.
R.S.Jake - February 22, 2010, 12:02 pm
I don't even want to know why pig and elephant DNA are in your stomach.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 11:46 am
Thanks Jake.... but for whatever reason, anything seafood related doesn't want to stay in my stomach once Guinness is introduced to it. Like pig and elephant DNA.
R.S.Jake - February 22, 2010, 10:41 am
@ Aggy, I don't drink Guinness often, it's too heavy for me. But when I do, Clam Chowder and Sourdough Bread go GREAT with it! IMO
lesterinside - February 22, 2010, 3:54 am
How about 5L Mr?
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 1:29 am
Take it easy, TTH.... and thanks for the overwhelming amount of great laughs in comments and posters... great, great posters.
spacedog - February 22, 2010, 1:28 am
G'night TTH.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 1:26 am
Well I gotta get up for work in a few hours. Good night all and sick dreams.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 1:25 am
Chocolate? Ok, now you're either screwing with me or hitting on me.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 1:23 am
or chocolate.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 1:23 am
Yum. Now I want cheese fries. And you know what? You're 100% right. Fries do work with Guinness. Damn, I'm being schooled on Guinness? What has happened to me?
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 1:21 am
Fries. IMO
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 1:14 am
And I'm mexican... I don't have shoes.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 1:14 am
They are an awful combo. In fact, I have yet to find a food that went well with Guinness.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 1:07 am
Taco's and Guinness sounds awful!
CANADA - February 22, 2010, 1:05 am
only to 10? take off your shoes
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 1:04 am
It's quasi-mexican... I'm a wannabe tortilla flipper.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 1:03 am
Uno, due, tre, quattro, cinque, sei, sette, otto, nove, dieci.
CANADA - February 22, 2010, 1:02 am
I try to vote and view every poster every day since I've been here
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 1:01 am
He has to be able to count up to a dozen to bag the oranges.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2010, 1:00 am
Yeah, like you know your numbers....uno dos tres......
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 1:00 am
You would look better in a pink dress if those numbers were reversed.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:57 am
LOL TTH..... you like it?!?!?
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:56 am
Shaddup, mooooo... I know you vote based on normal opinion. I would have to ban myself if it was quantity... But, I vote on every single poster... so, all my numbers are higher.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 12:55 am
Nice Avatar Aggy.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:55 am
I've never asked anyone to answer to their voting... it's not about how many 1L's or 2L's you vote (no, drizzle, 2L's don't keep you off the bomber list). It's targeting that I do not tolerate.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2010, 12:55 am
I only care if I'm getting bombed out of spite *cough Mustyk *cough.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:53 am
I vote 1L quite a bit... 2L or 3L if it's awful, but they put effort into it. But, I don't vote based on user, nor to boost my own ratings... hell, I still get hit from time to time on my cache... but who cares? I give timmys good cause.
Haarakkon - February 22, 2010, 12:51 am
Absolutely right, Agd.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 12:49 am
I only vote 1L on offensive posters, I 5 what I like and leave the rest alone. If I 1L a poster I tell the creator why. Thats just my way though.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:45 am
I'm all for low ratings... especially if you rate all posters. Most of us are aware that there's a good 60% we don't like at all. But, selecting target posters isn't the right thing to do. Sorry, guys... thinking out loud here.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 12:39 am
Woof Woof grrrr sniff Spacedog!
spacedog - February 22, 2010, 12:36 am
Excellent work all day TTH, 5Ls again.
Haarakkon - February 22, 2010, 12:02 am
Heh. Yeah, really extroverted, too. ;-)
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 11:24 pm
Such the charmer.
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 11:20 pm
Maybe we should talk it over over dinner.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 11:17 pm
I'll bet you 3 to 5 it's me who is on queue detail.
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 11:12 pm
Who has the queue detail tonight?
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 11:10 pm
And GS? Put me down for lemming.
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 11:09 pm
It's kinda like being invited to a meeting at an Italian restaurant, Agd. Just not sure if I should go down that road or not.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 11:07 pm
Don't you start, haar! LOL
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 11:06 pm
what are you Har, A man or a mouse? ;)
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 11:03 pm
Uh-oh. I like it alot, TTH, but now I 'm scared to vote.
CANADA - February 21, 2010, 11:01 pm
Thanks GS, though i might help ID some of us
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 10:58 pm
nice avatar personalization Canada!! I like it
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 10:53 pm
It's part of it... he was 5Ling himself, and knoking off top 5's - as well as 1L targeting an unreal amount of users.
CANADA - February 21, 2010, 10:50 pm
Is that how Gullio got banned?
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 10:37 pm
If you bomb top 5 posters to keep yours on top, you will be banned.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 10:14 pm
Then again, I'm italian... I always compliment a pink skirt.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 10:13 pm
You've blown it out of the water... incredible stuff across the board!
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 10:12 pm
I have never made this many posters in one day. My back feels great and my smoke is excellent. Thanks for all the votes guys!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 10:08 pm
GREAT poster, TTH.... and, I agree with the chick in the pink tutu!
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 10:05 pm
look at all the top 5's TTH has!!...all pretty in pink
CANADA - February 21, 2010, 10:00 pm
I didn't know that i had to say chickFAKES suck and anime blows every time I 1L it


WINTER - It's like the earth is feeling a little depressed.


TAGS: depression you are a loser and wont be as good as your brother mars
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Grimgravy - April 19, 2011, 1:22 pm
Fantastic poster. I was just talking with my wife about this subject. The effect the sun has on anything living is interesting.
BoneCD - October 24, 2009, 6:14 am
Jmac, the Tag is what makes this a real big win - 5 Poodles. Wish more pepz used tags to further their posters!


YOUR REJECTED MOTIFAKES - Which is worse you loser... being "unfunny," or "not funny enough?"


TAGS: loser fail owned suck dork jerk
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

rerun - December 19, 2009, 6:53 pm

I like t rejected reasin I saw yesterday - get a better user name
TheSarge - December 19, 2009, 5:40 pm
The "not funny enough" reason needs to apply to a lot more of these things.
timebomb - October 24, 2009, 6:47 pm
I can't even find mine that were rejected, unfunny, not funny enough or just down right shitty.
Bob D. Sailor - September 22, 2009, 9:29 pm
That happened to one of my posters, so i changed the caption... Now.. It's sitting at a 1.33 rating.
spacedog - September 22, 2009, 8:07 pm
No wonder mine are rejected.
spacedog - September 22, 2009, 8:06 pm
Perfect.
Derek - September 22, 2009, 6:51 pm
The unfunny/not funny enoughs must be pretty bad. Salutations to the moderator(s)
rerun - September 22, 2009, 6:28 pm

thanks - sounds like a preview for the new site...www.motifakerejects.com I think Motifake mat be working on it.
BoneCD - September 22, 2009, 6:24 pm
Bottom of Approval Que under Reports
rerun - September 22, 2009, 6:22 pm

where can I find this?


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